Universal App
Suit up in your animal self to defeat that nagging cartoon gorilla
Developer:
Geek Beach
Price: FREE
Version Reviewed: 1.0
Device Reviewed On: iPad
Those creepy, flying monkeys in
The Wizard of Oz make me
question my burning desire to go over that brilliant, technicolor
rainbow every time. I consider the inevitable consequences, and yet, “If
happy little bluebirds fly,” why, then, can’t I?
Battle Monkeys
by Geek Beach is a universal game app heavy on strategy. I enter a
primal arena as my angry monkey persona. If I want to, I can eventually
transform into a slightly more mischeivous baboon or a largely more
fierce gorilla, but I’m gonna have to pay money for that, so. . .
My mid-size monkey self is bare bones. No fancy markings, I wear an
angular glare fit for battle. I cut my dagger eyeballs at the gorilla
and the baboon while I trek a tribal grid fit for a game of safari
chess. Symbological patterns beckon me to choose a skull, a heart, a
gun, an explosive star, or even a handful of Zs.
The tutorial instructs me on the power function and informs me of the
best time to jump to an icon of my choosing. My fellow battle monkeys
do the same. Although the tutorial is helpful, it’s not particularly
intuitive when the monkey stuff hits the screen, or whatever metaphor
works.
My monkey self gets pounded by a gorilla with a spiked club and
shocked with virtual volts by a baboon celebrating his victory by
showing me a view of his striped backside. I have a nice time using my
limited strategic knowledge of this game, but I fail to see where this
is going. I keep dying on my square, or at least getting physically
wounded to the point of seeing green and red stars swirl around my
monkey brains.
The tribal beats of whips lashing and drums thrumming is appealing.
Chanting monkeys keep a rhythm with the game. The design of the monkeys
is a little stereotypical. They stomp over the game board with an
appropriate seriousness for battle, and they are funny to watch as their
triangular cross-eyed stares react to their battle play. The game’s
background is stale and stilted, seeming incongruent with the more
fleshy, sophisticated design of the monkeys.
Battle Monkeys reminds me of a classic game of Rock, Paper,
Scissors. It’s primitive and ingrained into our cultural landscape. I
can’t recall who taught me how to play it, but it seems that no matter
where I went as a child, other kids could fall quickly into a game to
pass a bit of idle recess time.
Battle Monkeys works similarly. It’s frivolous entertainment easily picked up to waste spare time, but it’s not worth a trip over the rainbow.
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